This shit is called Diary Of A Superhero.
If I’m getting robbed/shot/stabbed and this dude shows up to “save the day,” I’m helping my attacker fuck Davey Crockett’s ass up (pause pause) before going to the hospital.
Man, how many trends is dude trying to hop on? Pilot/black hippy/blipster/pre-teen/backpacker shit. I usually won’t put this crap up on principle — don’t want to perpetuate bullshit, etc., but truly:
